Some Humor: Sheriff Mack Reacts To California Cat Driver…

We certainly have a California driver’s license. You just don’t have a physical copy on you at the moment. That’s my preferred method of identification. And this is? It’s a cat caller. I’m currently identifying as a cat. Fair enough. The information here on the tag and the setting belongs to you, the boyfriend. Yeah, that’s so rude. I hope you know I’m recording. Well, it wasn’t my intention to offend you, but he just identified as a cat and you’re wearing a Harrots waltz t-shirt. So forgive me if I came to a conclusion that you guys are involved in some sort of a homosexual arrangement.

I’m not mad that you think we’re together, but you’re using gender language. Besides, I’m not his boyfriend. I’m his owner. Okay. Well, look, we can do this the hard way if you’d like. I can have this car towed because last I checked, a cat is not licensed to operate a motor vehicle in the state of California. We can have animal control come get you, take you to a shelter where your owner can retrieve you for a fee of $70 after you’re given the necessary immunizations, which do include a rabies shot, possibly even space, whatever you prefer, identify with.

Is that what you guys want to do here? What should we do? I don’t know. I don’t have $70. Sir, I can also request that a mental health care professional come down here on scene and do an evaluation of you because you’re considering letting him take a rabies shot rather than just give me an ID, use some manners, so I can give you your ticket and move along. Oh, that’s pretty funny. Anyway, that’s a pretty, that’s a pretty creative cop there. I like him. Yeah. And I can’t tell if it was actually staged, but it is, it is a funny thing because it can happen in California.

I’m not homosexual. I’m a cat. [tr:trw].