Premiere: William Shatner as The Worlds Oldest Intern

We have an award-winning production designer. This I gotta see. For decades. And hey, oh, hey, Bill, Bill, Bill! No, please, no, no, no sci-fi today. I’m just here as an intern. That’s it. I just beamed in. I know that look. I get that look whenever I sneak around and you’re sneaking. Go away. I’m busy. Jackpot. You didn’t see a thing. People can’t see this. Bill, Bill, who let you in here? He let me in here. Bill? Captain? Oh, um, you gotta get out here. The old intern who looks an awful like me, is messing things up.

But wait, aren’t you? It’s a sci-fi thing. David, was that? Is that in budget? Oh, there you are. Come on, back to the group. People gotta see this. I know. It’s a part of the tour. Oh, are you ready for me? Doug, Bill, Doug, Bill, Doug, Bill. I know Doug, Star Trek designer on props and sets and the spaceships and this came out beautifully, huh? Oh, Doug. Hey, Bill. Oh. One of your clones said you’re causing trouble. You’re taking the word of a clone? Personally, I always go with the original. That’s a good idea.

I have a question. Are you really going to be an intern here? Yeah, why not? But first, I gotta tell you about the Welcome Center here at the Life Wave offices. Okay, this is a commercial. Got it. No, no, no, no, no. It’s a kind of soft sell. No, just a simple suggestion really. Copy this QR code to learn about Life Wave, its products and their amazing Welcome Center and that’s it. I had a great time experiencing their amazing life-changing technology and learning about the opportunities surrounding one of the fastest growing companies on the planet and you will too.

So check them out. Then just tell them Bill said you’re the real Bill. Not that sci-fi clone. Bill, what are you doing? Oh, okay. Hey, duty calls. Back into it. [tr:trw].