Walk Away with the Trumpy Dance

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry All my people rise up and stand your ground I pick up all the diet coke you got in your shell So just let me introduce myself My name is Trumpty I like when my potato’s lumpy Think new though how I like the Punky That little sniper on the float too He took a shot but he missed me I don’t fall ya’ll, I’m like he ever ready buddy Still going strong and spunky So put on your big boy’s pants Come on, let’s do the dance Good chumpty dance, good chumpty chum Come on, let’s do the chumpty chum Come on, let’s do the chumpty chum Check me out y’all We do the chumpty chum Just watch me do the chumpty chumpty I think you know what I’m doing We do the chumpty chumpty Come on now, we’re finally do the chumpty chum It’s time to do the chumpty chumpty My favorite dish Is a double Big Mac Cause I find it quite delicious I ate up all your fries cause they’re scrumptious And yo my squirrel, peanut Are you listening? Yeah, they took you out like a rat Why they treat you like that? It never would have happened out with me And yeah, it’s safe to assume The harmonistic jam, they’re gonna end up in a tune Whoa, crazy, I always really crazy You never got me cause you’re just too lazy Join me in my homie band Cause this is how we do the dance Good chumpty dance, good chumpty chum Check me out y’all Come on now, let’s do the chumpty chum Come on, let’s do the chumpty chumpty Check me out y’all, we do the chumpty chum Just watch me do the chumpty chumpty Do you know what I’m doing? Do you know what I’m doing? We do the chumpty chumpty Come on now, let’s do the chumpty chumpty It’s time to do the chumpty chumpty Like people Do the chumpty chumpty Like people Do the chumpty chumpty Come on now, let’s chumpty chumpty Like people Do the chumpty chumpty Everybody do the Chomp-de-Chomp.

All the Asians do the Chomp-de-Chomp. It’s time to do the Chomp-de-Chomp. All the people do the Chomp-de-Chomp. Everybody do the Chomp-de-Chomp. Doesn’t he know any other steps besides this? This shouldn’t freak everybody out. [tr:trw].