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Dave Kovic was an ordinary guy. Mr. Kovic, your government needs your help. We’re just happening to look like the President. You’re a very handsome man. Thank you, Mr. President. Just get rid of the grin. You look like a schmuck. Dave, something has happened to the President. What about the Vice President? The Vice President is mentally unbalanced. Is this legal? Oh, yeah. Probably. Please think so. Yes. Suddenly, Dave has a great job. I can’t tell you the whole story. You’ve got a national emergency kind of thing, but you’ve got to help me cut the budget a little.
You’ve got to cut the budget. He has a great house. Do I need to tell a night? Who does these books? I mean, if I ran my business this way, I’d be out of business. And he has a great wife. Why can’t you die from a stroke like everybody else? She hates me. Yes. And the amazing thing is, everyone loves her. God bless you. God bless America. President Mitchell lately, huh? Has this guy been having too many happy meals for lunch or what? Kevin Kline, the Academy Award-winning star of a fish called one.
I once caught a fish this day. Sigourney Weaver. I’m talking to you. Will you please turn around? You know, if you want to be the same old selfish… Um… From Ivan Wright, the director of Ghostbusters, Twins, and kindergarten cops. Before we get started, a couple things I’d like to go over in the budget. Mr. President. Yes? I’m going to kill him. You can’t kill a president. He’s not a president. He’s an ordinary person. I could kill an ordinary person. In a country where anybody can become president. I knew I knew it. Anybody just did.
Whoa! Whoa! Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver. Make a nice president, Dave Kline. Dave. Okay, let’s get back to work. Whoa! Let’s go! False alarm. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. So, that’s going to be a little bit more lighthearted and fun, but there’s also going to be an element of truth to this, obviously, because it’s all about bringing in somebody to masquerade as the president. So, I think we can all kind of relate to, or at least some of us can, anyway. So, anyway, join us tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific, and we will be playing Dave, and then immediately following that, we’ll be switching over to the after party.
So, look forward to seeing you guys there. Have a great day. Until then, tonight. [tr:trw].
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